land of the misfits

A New Yorker goes into the bar in his Texas hotel. He walks up to the bartender and says "May I have a small bag of peanuts?" The bartender walks to the end and grabs a HUGE sack of peanuts. "I asked for a small bag." The bartender replies "Everything is bigger in Texas!"

So after eating all the peanuts the guy asked for a small glass of beer and the bartender pours him a gallon of beer. "I asked for a small glass." "Everything is bigger in Texas!"

The New Yorker wanted to get his moneys worth and finished all the beer. He got a little dizzy and asked where the restroom was. The bartender says "Go down the hall and turn left, NOT right." The New Yorker steadied himself along the wall and made it to the end but turns right. He fall into the hotel's pool and proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs, "DON'T FLUSH!DON'T FLUSH!!"

Damn straight  O0