To All Non-Pet Owners ...

[Kharma]

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Us and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1.They live here. You don't.


2.If you don't like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture. (That's why it's called "fur"niture.)


3.I like my pets better than I like most people.


4.To you, it's an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

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And Remember ... Dogs and cats are better than children because they:
 
1.Eat less.


2.Usually come when called.


3.Are easier to train.


4.Don't ask for money all the time.


5.Don't drink or smoke.


6.Don't hang out with friends who use drugs.


7.Never ask to drive the car.


8.Don't have to have the latest fashions.


9.Don't want to wear your clothes.


10.Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and


11.If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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